Saturday, October 08, 2005
LaCie 1 Terabyte USB Porn Drive: "Billed as 'the most powerful Hi-Speed USB 2.0 hard drive of its size', the LaCie Big Disk 1TB offers an affordable storage solution to budget-minded porn geeks.
Now they can download pornos galore from the Usenet with reckless abandon, and never have to remove the old stuff. Folks will accumulate so many files, they'll have to use the 'Find' feature on their file manager to locate movies. 'Gee, I know I have that Jenna Jameson flick somewhere!'
I suppose there could be other reasons why people would need a whole freakin' terabyte of external storage attached to their PC. But when Olivier Mirloup, the company's Senior Product Manager, says...
There isn't a drive on the market that can offer the affordability, design, versatility, convenience and performance of the LaCie Big Disk Hi-Speed USB 2.0. Who else do you think they have in mind?
The Big Disk 1TB can be purchased online from LaCie at a price of $929.00. No word yet if they ship it in a discreet plain-wrapped box."
Now they can download pornos galore from the Usenet with reckless abandon, and never have to remove the old stuff. Folks will accumulate so many files, they'll have to use the 'Find' feature on their file manager to locate movies. 'Gee, I know I have that Jenna Jameson flick somewhere!'
I suppose there could be other reasons why people would need a whole freakin' terabyte of external storage attached to their PC. But when Olivier Mirloup, the company's Senior Product Manager, says...
There isn't a drive on the market that can offer the affordability, design, versatility, convenience and performance of the LaCie Big Disk Hi-Speed USB 2.0. Who else do you think they have in mind?
The Big Disk 1TB can be purchased online from LaCie at a price of $929.00. No word yet if they ship it in a discreet plain-wrapped box."
